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Humorous Biography for my friends, loved ones, and others who like stuff like this on the internet.com:
Like most children, Danny Rouhier was born. He attended school sometime
later. Fueled by the rare combination of intense ADD, rampant
insecurity, and the desperate need for attention, Danny rejected the
Marine Corps and began using his creativity and genius to make his
friends laugh. Known in high school as "the guy who quotes movies lines
at parties instead of talking to chicks because he has some
uncontrollable mental hurdles about women", Danny made a name for
himself.
Because his last name is so hard to say/spell (Roo-yay), he was given a
nickname. That name was "Roos". Roos became the alter ego in which
Danny could fight crime, shoot webbing from his wrists, and make fart
noises during homeroom. Roos was the life of the party as girls and
boys alike would clamor: "Roos, Roos do that funny voice!" Roos was
happy with the attention, but sad that he couldn't parlay said attention
into sexual conquests.
Danny was an athlete back in the day. He played baseball in college and
drew attention from several pro teams...if by attention you mean that
they ignored him completely. Danny is a novice golfer, an above average
bowler, and he really excels at video games and will tell you about it
any time you ask.
All the while, Roos grew restless. He hated making appearances once a
weekend in an attempt to coax a rich girl from Long Island to come back
to his place to "just watch Star Wars". He wanted more. None of these
girls could appreciate how cool it is the Obi-Wan Kenobi makes the sound
of a Krayt Dragon to scare off the Sand People when he rescues Luke in
the Jundland Wastes on Tatooine. Finally, after switching medication,
Roos broke out. Roos and Danny have now become one.
Danny is an up and coming comedian with aspirations to turn his fame
into a vehicle to meet adult film stars and appear in rap videos. The
incredible journey that Danny has taken to this point has been but a
prelude for the road to be traveled by:
Danny Rouhier
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